Welcome to Matt's Home Page. This is yet another content-less triumph of form over function.
There are no speeches, no prizes, and there's definitely no guestbook or broken counter. But it's here anyway so you'll have to grin and bear it now. We hope you enjoy your stay.
Featured Highlights
Press Gang
Press Gang was on Children's ITV from 1989 until 1993 and it lives on in many people's memories thanks to this site and its mailing list. I started this site back in 1995 and still hack about on it a bit now and then. This may well be the only worthwhile content on this entire site.
Out Run
Groovy music, fab gameplay - the perfect way to avoid a boredom (and a suntan) on those boring family summer beach holidays. Here's my cringeworthy homage.
EPIC
Self-congratulatory attempted Spice Girls pisstake. I should have been doing my final-year project when I was doing this site. It may surprise you to learn that animated GIFs had recently been invented when I designed this site.
St. Chad's
Four years old, and even worse predecessor to the EPIC site. I recently updated this site by changing all the sentences into past tense. It features the only remaining server-side imagemap in existence.